Rick Davis' Theme

Sorry Roger Miller.

I'm for sale or rent
Lobbying to let...fifty grand.
Six phones, a pool, some pets
I won't shill for mere cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of greasin' palms
Buys an eight or twelve bedroom house
I'm a mean ass man of some means
King of the Toads.

John McCain, pres campaign
Destination...Bangor, Maine.
Well tailored suits and shoes,
I won't pay for union dues,
Lobbied for Freddie before it hit the ground
Deny, with a big wink around
I'm a mean ass man of some means
King of the Toads.

I know every body under every rock
Sell their children, and for any price
Get every handout from every corp
Get every buck that ain't locked
When no one's around.

I sing,
Lobbying to let...fifty grand.
Six phones, a pool, some pets
I won't shill for mere cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of greasin' palms
Buys an eight or twelve bedroom house
I'm a mean ass man of some means
King of the Toads.