1) Don't get pissed off then drink 9 beers on an empty stomach, passout then vomit in your supervisor's car.
2) Don't be so honest and dare the boss to fire you because he will.
3) Don't inadvertently make your boss look like a fool.
4) Don't tell yell at your boss over the phone and tell him to get fucked.
5) Don't return the CEO's angry gaze with a Gallic Shrug.
6) Don't spend 45 minutes ripping almost everyone in the company at 150dB so that everyone in the office can hear you from the other end of the building.
7) Don't raise your fist against a stupid stoneheaded coworker.
8) Don't smile when your boss fires you.
As one might have guessed these are all the stupid things I have done over time. Details later.
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